Wednesday, August 22, 2007

jokes

Quiet in Church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Little Birkhe jumped up and yelled, "Because people are sleeping!"



The New Baby
Little Birkhe 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunatly, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Birkhe's family to come over and see their new baby.

Little Birkhe 's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Birkhe before going to the neighbors.

He said "Now, son... that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all" said Little Birkhe.

At the neighbor’s home, Little Birkhe leaned over in the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said "Oh what a beautiful little baby".

The mother said "Thank you very much, Little Birkhe."

He then said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes.... Did his doctor say that he can see good?"

The Mother said "why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision.

Little Birkhe said "well, it is a darn good thing cause he sure couldn't wear glasses!!!



Two Fingers
It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class, "If anyone has to go to the toilet, you should hold up two fingers."

After a moment of quiet thought, Little Birkhe asked: "How will that help?"

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